Heather ([info]hfcougar) wrote,
2005-09-19 11:17:00
  • Mood: awake

The Pirate Joke

Arr.

Today be September 19, also known as International Talk Like A Pirate Day. To honor the occasion, I am going to tell my favorite pirate joke, the one most people only let me tell once. In fact, I once had a boyfriend threaten to break up with me if I ever told the joke in his presence again.

By the way, did you guys hear that there's a new pirate movie coming out?



It's rated ARRRRRRRRRR.

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[info]bikergeek

September 19 2005, 15:37:52 UTC 6 years ago

...so this pirate walks into a bar. He's got a ship's wheel stuck to his crotch. The bartender says, "Hey, why do you have a ship's wheel stuck to your crotch?" The pirate says, "ARRRRRRR! It's drrrrrivin' me nuts!"

[info]hfcougar

September 19 2005, 20:20:22 UTC 6 years ago

That one happens to be my second favorite pirate joke. :)
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